It’s 2020 and Fish is Still Not Meat

Why thank you, unnamed airline, for correcting my clearly nonsensical understanding of the term ‘vegetarian’.

Photo by Arthur Goldstein on Unsplash (falafel text added by yours truly)

I get it. I really do — I mean you’re also on this same flight inundated with the same questions and the same complaints over 12 glorious hours of snoring, crying, farting, and downright…